I'm crazy, I know. And sometimes, THAT drives me nuts.
Kelan Ba Nagiging Bangag? Part 2
26. You don't have eyebrows anymore. They were replaced by a disgusting bushel of hair--more like one annoyingly humongous and irritatingly hairy black caterpillar above your eyes (imagine Frida and Helga Petacki). Two more days and you'll have to go to a professional salon to have it cut and treated like bangs.
27. Your migraine has become exaggeratedly chronic; it's like a built-in clock ticking away in your head.
28. You can't remember if you washed your hair yesterday--heck, you don't even know if you took a bath at all. Wait a minute, I know why. It's because you DIDN'T HAVE A YESTERDAY and pulled an all-nighter. (Wake up, honey. Yesterday and today is the same banana.)
29. If ever you do recall not washing your hair yesterday (that is if you had one), you'd have to postpone it for tomorrow because the only time you were able to sign up for your dreaded Theology orals is a freakin' 8 o' clock slot. (Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I consider 8am as wee hours of the morning--My day starts at 9pm, fyi.)
30. You break one of your most upheld values in life: Oiliness is next to ugliness. Your face is too shiny, people mistake it for a mirror.01 September 2005 at 9:36 AM